File1:

Xmas Jackson Flaxon Waxon
The man the myth the legend
He sailed too fast and broke his ass
In 1997

File2:

"KaBOOoom!!!!!!!!"
The back wall exploded as the Kool Aid
man stomped in, ready to sell his
terrible drink.
"Who wants some Kool Aid?????????"

File3:

Vomit on his sweater already.
Mom's spaghetti.
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down

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